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virus alert

i like weired al. heres the lirics to one of his newest songs, virus alert

hey, everyone, listen up your attention if you please, we wana give you a warning cause i found out this morning about a dangerouse insediouse coumputer virus, if you should get any mail with the subject stinky chesse, then taking the chances under no surcumstances, should you open it or eles it will, translate your documents into suahele, make your tv record gelie, nuter your pets and give your landre static cling, (do do do do do) look out! its gona make your coumputer stream frezz, look out! erase those easter eggs of your dvds, look out! erase you hard drive and your backup to and the hardrive of anyone related to you, (do do) virus alert! delet umedeitly before someone gets hurt, forward this messege on to everybody, (do do do do, do do do do do do do) soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel of the walls, it will make your keboard all sticky, give your poddle a hicky, and invest, your cash, in stock, in eurodisny then it will tie up your phone, making pranck long distance calls, it will set your clocks back an hour, then start hogging the shower, do just trash it now of else it will, decide to give you a permenint wedgie, ligaly change your name to redgie, even mess up the ph balince sineuore pool----(do do do do do do) look out its gona melt your face right of your skull, look out! and make your ipod only play jazro toll, look out! and tell you knock knock jokes while your trying to sleep, look out!and make you physicly attracted to sheep, look out! create a (somthing somthing) time and space and leave a bunch a tweky wrapers, all over the place, (dodo) virus alert! delet umitetly before somone gets hurt, forward this message on to everbody, tell all your freinds you know to everybody, tell everone you know that everybody now. if you get infested you wish you had never been born so before it emails your grandmother all of your corn, turn off your coumputer and make sure it powers down, drop it in a fortythree foot hole in the ground, bury it completly rocks and boulders should be fine, then burn all the cloths you may have worn anytime you were on line------(do do) virus alert delet umiteatly before someone gets hurt, forward this message on to everybody, tell all your freinds you know that everybody, tell everyone you know that everybody now! what are you waiting for just hury up and forward this to every single person that you know hit send right now!!!!!!!!!!!----------     

Correction...

3:15 PM, 2006-Dec-2 .. Posted by spongebobiac

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'

Better off protecting your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls

It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance
calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower

So just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your ****
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were
alive!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!

****= Four letter word that I would prefer not to say on this blog that means something on the lines of innapropriate activatey. NOT CORN, BRIA! CORN IS NOT INNAPROPRIATE!!!!!