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Space camp mission #2Today was my little brother's birthday. Not that it has anything to do with space camp, I just wanted to say it. My friends Ethan and Connor are twins, and their birthdays are on 12/26, but since most people are at relatives after Christmas, it would be a bad time to make a party. So they put it on 2/26, the same day as my little brother's birthday! My little bro was telling me I had to go to his party because he was more 'important.' The more he said it the more I wanted to skip his birthday.My mom's plan was to take me to the party while they went to Boondocks and Texas Roadhouse. Then they would wait til I got back then they would do the presents and cake. So I went to the party. First, they had presents and cake. Then we would go to space camp. My mom bought 2 bionicles and 2 kit-kat 8 packs. They had all of the bionicles in the STARS collection. But after the party, they had 3 Tahus 1 Takanuva 1 Rakshi 2 Sckrawll 2 piraka and 1 Gresh. We had Cookies cream cake and the same flavor of Ice Cream. We finally went to space camp. The mission was Currahee The story: Once the Cardassians were so stupid, that they started war with all 3 nations. They united and defeated them. But Mr. Vokes, the Governor of the mue arae system (suttin like that) was scheming something. How ironic! He was Govenor of that system that belonged to the cardassians, and he hated cardassians. And he was stealing ships and equipping weaponry to them. He was going to war with his own country! The Red Berrets ( the most secret crew in the UFP (the good guys)) went to investigate. But we lost signal when they entered the border. Our ship was the pheonix. Once, the nations decided that cloaking devices were illegal. Guess what? The pheonix has cloaking devices! But if anyone saw, the UFP was doomed. So it had to be a secret. We had to get the Red Berrets out of that system. This was our crew: Ethan: Captain Connor: Weaponry Tyler: Engineer Harrison: Operations Cole: First Officer Kayden (ME!): Conn Captain-What he says goes. First officer:Second in command. Operations: For the people who like to be busy. Engineer: Fixed anything on the ship. Tactical(weaponry): Fired torpedoes, phazers, and stuff. Conn: Flied the ship. Out of nowhere, Rex says, "Captain, have you found a replacement for Kayden?" Everyone looked at me. "What did I do?" "Remeber when you crashed into an asteroid? It costed a LOT of money to repair." Of course he was saying that to tease me. But in the world of space, he wasn't. "Let's just get on with it!" "You're the one who has to start the ship." Everyone looked at me again. "What did I do?" When we were starting, I heard a remix of the Legend of Zelda theme. I wanted to tell everyone, but he would dock points if I did. Don't know why. We were heading to the system when we detected satellites. Cole turned on cloaking. After we passed the satellites, a ship came. We didn't think we were going to get caught. But they were firing! They somehow knew we were there! I tried the thrusters but they could still hit us! Then we blew up...  "Oh captain and crew..." "Is time up already?" "No. You died." UGH!!! "Now you have to experience DEATHTIME!" "Say wha?" "It's when you have to sit and think about what you should do next time. Want to know why you died?" Why? "Because Cole scanned the satellites, which you can't be seen, but they can still detect you." UGH!!! "Deathtime starts NOW!" The ship played this kinda tragic, kinda ROCK AND ROLL!!! song. We took turns saying what we should do next time. Finally, he said, "I'm bored. What about you?" YES... "I'm going to use my time powers to take you back to the satellites." THIS time we didn't scan them. But the ship was still coming! Luckily he didn't know we were there. But we were set on a COLLISION COURSE!!! Thanks to my superb crazy button mashing we got out of the way. After I got out of the way, Rex said," Kayden, I take back EVERYTHING I said about you." We saw a bright orb on screen. This is the system's sun. SHINY! We are heading on a collision course with it. WHAT?! I dodged it just in time. We got contacted by the Red Berrets using a frequency thingy. We tried to beam his men on the ship. But it took 5 minutes. During that time, Cardassian ships were approaching! We HAD to protect the red berrets! I did my fancy dodging skills while Connor fired as many torpedoes as he could. Then Connor ran out of torpedoes and phazers. "Harrison, you're our only hope!" Rex said. "Hey!" I yelled. Harrison tried to send an SOS to the UFP, but his mouse was going crazy from battle damage. We had to use the frequency thingy to send a manual distress call. Connor and I did what we did best, hoping the SOS would reach the UFP in time. But is wasn't! Harrison tried 5 times to send an SOS but there was no response! "Never mind. Kayden! You're our ONLY hope! Keep dodging!" I almost wet my pants when I heard them firing! Next thing I knew, EVERYTHING stopped working due to battle damage! The engine control, the speed, even the THRUSTERS stopped working! "Crew! This may be the end!" Missiles firing in 5...4...3...2...1... Byebye 100% Missiles destroyed. I can not believe it! The UFP finally arrived! We were saved! We got up and yelled. Ethan and I were so excited that we yelled COMPUTER! RUN BATTLE FOOTAGE! Not that it did, but we were losing our minds here! Then out of nowhere, everything shut down...  Oh captain and crew... "Oh great," I said, "ANOTHER deathtime!" "Not exactly. I've got some bad news, and some good news. Which do you want to hear first?" For some reason, all of us said THE BAD NEWS. "The bad news, your time is up." AWWW... "The good news, it's scoretime!" You start with 50 points. You lose 10 points each time you died. WE DIED ONCE. So you are at 40. Now you gain 10 for each objective completed. Did you go to the Mue arae system? YES. 10 points! Did you get past the satellites without being detected? YES. Of course you did with my time powers. 10 points! Did you contact the Red berrets? YES. 10 points! Did you survive the ambush? I THINK SO... 10 points! You are at 80 points. Ethan yelled "You said you'd add 5 for the Ryan Reagan thing I stated." That makes 85. You need 90 to succeed. Now you get points for your behavior. I must consult with my staff. How did they do? We heard, they weren't that good. They were ok. We all sighed. Man, that is HARSH! I think you guys did EXCELLENT! Now I will give you... I almost wet my pants again. Would we succeed? I knew we were going to succeed, but would we get 100? The more he thought the more the tension rose. I will give you... 15 POINTS! YOU ARE THE FIRST GROUP TO GET 100 ON THIS MISSION! We screamed at the top of our lungs. We started dancing on the deck. We did it! We asked a lot of questions as soon as Rex came in. How long has this mission been here? 3 years. How old are the people who did this mission? Ages 10 to eh.. about 30. As soon as we left, I told them what the music was from. Then we sang our victory song: Star wars acappela. The End WUT DU BEEP! Update!Totally RANDOM update! As my Mom was bringing Baby E to bed, she was singing, "You have a cute bum bum yes you do!" I replied, "WUT DU BEEP! PS I just said BEEP not an actual swear word!
Kyle's Akiza Obsession One day, I went to play with Kyle. He just got his newly fixed Wii from the mailman. I came to play it with him and he said "Akiza's hot!" So we went down to play Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds Wheelie Breakers. In Y 5Ds WB you get to race with a Duel Runner while dueling. He put Akiza as one of the CPU racers and said that he would "protect" her. Sure sucks I was there! When we where racing, I was in front of Akiza. He told me not to lay a FINGER on her. I did. Painfully. With a Stardust Dragon! Then he let me make my own profile. After we were done, we went outside to play Pinball with a big soft ball. In Pinball, you try to kick the ball past your opponent while trying to stop the ball as he kicks it toward you. Kyle made a deal with me. Not much of a difference though, he said whoever kicks the ball past each other the most gets to release their girlfriend out of the ball while the other one got locked in the facility (Yugioh's prison) forever. I would release Dawn (YES I like her got a problem with that?) and he would TRY to release Akiza. He said random stuff like "This is the power of Akiza's 'hotness' & Akiza's 'claw birthmark'. They didn't even come CLOSE to me! Then he said all of Akiza's (crap) COMBINED! It went over the side fence and I had to go and get it.When I came back, I just said Dawn's 'hotness' and it hit the fence WAY behind Kyle without touching the ground. Eventually I won and he said "Why did I LOSE?" And I said "Maybe she doesn't like you." |
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